10/17/2013 ****View this online at: http://www.lopatka.net/Wags53/ **** Volume 4, Issue 5

"Roadrunner" DeMaria scored 2 minutes later with an assist from  Jeff "Speed Racer" Lopatka.  Alo "Lotion" Olindo made it 4-2 with an assist from Snuffy Snick with 1:52 left in period one.  Bragin Brogan cut the lead to 4-3 early in the second period, but Killer Kyle scored a minute later with an assist from Mike "M&M" Miller.  In the final minute of period 2, Roadrunner started a 45 second scoring spree that ended the period.  Jay scored with 49 seconds left when he was set up by M&M and Horny John.  The Rangers answered that goal 14 seconds later, but Killer Kyle set up Alo for a period ending goal with 4 seconds left play.  The third period started with Wags leading 7-4.  That 3 goal lead was able to hold up as the game settled down and each team scored only one goal in the 3rd period.  The Rangers made 7-5 at 13:47, but Alo Lotion score half way through the period when he was set up on a pass from Killer Kyle.  The Wags General Manager/Goalie Waghorn recorded 20 saves, while Ranger goalie Mike Mazzuca was a lot busier saving 36 shots from going into the net.  Speed Racer Jeff disabled a few players with his slap shot.  One guy had his toe swell up so much when he took his skate off that he thought he took some misguided Viagra.
Final Score, Wags 8, Rangers 5

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