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March 8-11 Columbus Trip

The Duffers are going to Columbus March 8-11. It is not too late to join in.  Give Mike a $100 and you can join in the fun. The trip will be very affordable. The price goes down with every seat we fill.


MLF Game is on Saturday, April 14, 2012

Schedule: 

Wednesday Lunch at the Neutral Zone at 1:00

Turn on your speakers to hear "Life is Complicated"  

By Jimmy Buffett

 (Sorry, the music won't play on a Mac.)  

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V-Man Voodoo Doll

Duffer News

Hat Tricks for Tweedy & Nick

Romeoville, IL
February 3, 2012

Attendance: 23

The Anvil Stops the Electronic Puck!
The Anvil had no problem stopping the electronic flashing puck, but the plain black one gave him problems. Last week, Joe "Drago" Evans was presented with the puck from his first Duffer Hat Trick.  Most guys would place a commemorative puck in a trophy case, but not Drago, he went into his work shop and went to work on that puck with some of the tools that his wife bought him for his birthday. (His wife did that after he bought her a vacuum cleaner for her birthday) 

Nick had a Hat Trick

The last time he used those tools was to remove the shop lifting device from a bottle of Crown Royal that Rags brought over.  He drilled out slight depressions so that he could add flashing electronic devices to the puck with epoxy glue  Magoo asked Joe if he could make him a beeper puck next week.  The flashing puck was put in play with 1 minute left to play in the second period.  Dillon gently dropped it so that his Dad could win the face off.  Terry raced in and fired it at The Anvil who made a beautiful stick save that ended the short life of the flashing puck.  We had a close game that featured 2 more hat tricks. (Nick and Tweedy) Tweedy opened the game with a "duck soup" goal just 5 seconds after the opening face off to give the Whites a 1-0 lead.  The Reds answered with 2 goals by Nick. A little later in the period, Mini Wheezer and Tommy Z lit up the Brain to give the Reds a 4-1 lead after the first period. Bill BTW scored a goal on classic break out play that went from the Bookie who was behind the net when he passed to Beak on the boards.  Beak hit a speeding Tommy in the neutral zone who set up BBTW's goal.  Cowboy Joe made it 4-2 when he pushed a shot past the Anvil as he was on his way down to a face plant. Eddie reached out to break his fall and failed to catch Joe or the puck.  Butt Head Morgan's Golfing buddy, Jim, scored after the Whites were in the attacking zone for a full 2 minutes, blasting the Anvil and the post several times.  The puck that finally eluded Eddie was a soft shot from the point that his defensemen Klinger redirected past him. Jim refused to take credit for that goal in the locker room until we said that we would give it to Klinger and the 8-6 win would become a 7-7 tie. V-Man scored 2 goals to give the Whites the lead.  His second goal came after a whistle that never blew because Dillon doesn't have one. Nobody claimed the 8th goal, so maybe it never happened. It may have been the Czar or Crash. 

  Memorable Moments:

  • V-Man suffered a mysterious self inflicted Klinger Krash.  No one touched him, but Mini Wheezer was spotted on the bench poking a pin into a miniature V-Man Voodoo Doll.

  • Klinger forgot his productive cup and holder, so he had to rig up Beak's spare cup with some tape and bubble gum.  After the game, Beak sterilized the cup with some beer, just like that guy at Sox Park who dropped his kid in the urinal trough.  Frank will tell you all about it.






Beeper Puck!
We found out Fred will be on crutches for a while, he says he had a fall during the week. I'm thinking he told his wife that Nurse-Thermometer  joke and she gave him a 2 hander with the rolling pin. (Remember those?)  Get well Fred, we miss you.  

Digital Dan Mazanec was the first to answer one of the Duffer Trivia questions.  He sent this picture from rainy, cloudy Florida.  He was sporting his Duffer Hat with the Duffer underground logo that the King never approved.  He was a recipient of the least dis-improved award. 

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Papa Joe showed up to celebrate his 82nd birthday today with the Duffer lunch crowd.

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Nick was thrilled when he heard his picture would be in the Duffer News.
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Mini Wheezer plays with his V-Man Voodoo Doll

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Drago's Flashing Puck

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Spring is here.  I took these pictures at the Morton Arboretum on February 5, 2012.  Ground cover is sprouting and the ice cover on Lake Marmo is about 50%.

We could have used this warm weather 5 years ago.

Remember the Bolingbrook Rink Manager made us drink outside.

Duffer Trivia

  • Magoo was the 3rd Duffer to get the Most Improved Player award. What year was that? What was his Nickname then? John "F. Lee" Landry received the award in 1979

  • Who were the other winners of that prestigious award?  (That award was discontinued when we stopped improving) 1973, Wally Kraft was the first to win the MIP. There were no winners until 1977, when  Mike "The Painter" Macica was awarded the Most Improved Player trophy at the 1st Annual Duffer Picnic at Argonne Woods. Paul The Commander Jankowski received the award in 1978.  Gene "Thor" Miller won it in 1980. Tom "Slime Dog" Kowalkowski and Jim "Titz" Michalson were awarded the trophy in 1981. Frank Presecki won it in 1982.  In 1983 The King was presented with the “King’s Meaningless Trophy” and Bill "Klinger" Giffune was awarded the Most Improved Player trophy at the 7th Annual Duffer Picnic at Argonne Woods. Stump Barczynski is the first commoner to receive the “King’s Meaningless Trophy” and John "Gomez" Santoro was awarded the Most Improved Player trophy.  

  • When did we start giving the least dis-improved award? Name one of the recipients. In 1984 we stopped improving. so we started giving the Least Dis-improved award.  Dan Mazanec and Klinger were the only Duffers that admitted getting that award before it was discontinued. 

  • What year did Beak and his son Ken take a college course in Hockey? What grades did they earn? In the summer of 1980, Beak and his son Grandpa Ken signed up for a College of DuPage course in Hockey.  Beak got an A and his son got a B even though his slap shot lit up the radar gun at 95 MPH.  The radar gun was unable to read Beak's shot, but he had perfect attendance. (Ken's attendance was less than perfect)

Answers from last week

  • Who had the first Duffer shut out? Who had the second one? Stump shut out the Blues 6-0 on January 25, 1990.  He Shut them out again on March 23 the same year with the same score!

  • What year did the Duffers have their first Thanksgiving game?  November, 27, 1980, after the 1980 Miracle on Ice, Wally Kraft made up 2 teams for the 1st Turkey Skate. He gave out hand outs with the teams on the Friday before.  It was a 12-3 blow out, as He stacked his team with young guns.

  • When was the King's Meaningless Trophy missing?  Who lost it? Who found it? Bill “Klinger” Giffune was awarded  the “King’s Meaningless Trophy” at The 1993 Picnic,  He kept it for 3 years. The trophy was so meaningless that no one could remember who had it. No one was awarded the trophy for 3 years until Klinger found it in his basement under a pile of Slider boxes. 2 of them still contained fossilized sliders!  Thor, Papa Joe and Harvey were given the meaningless trophy at the 1996 picnic to make up for the missing years.

  • How many more hits does the Duffer History page need to get to 10,000? The Duffer History page has 9,959 hits, you do the math. 

Answers will be given at the Wednesday lunch.  If you can't wait, go to the Duffer History page.

Answers from The week Before

  • When and Where did we skate outdoors? Green Bay, December 1995

  • Who broke the youngest Duffer goal record held by Tweedy since 1981? Frank's Grandson Bobby Fetting was a few months younger than Tweedy.

  • When was Don Granato is named head coach of the Worcester Ice Cats? August 20, 2000, just a few months after winning the Kelly Cup in Peoria.

  • When were the Duffers described as “self-deprecating” in the Chicago Tribune? 

    February 3, 1998, the Duffers were described as “self-deprecating” in the Chicago Tribune.  A page and a half was devoted to Cammi Granato. Ten days later on the other side of the world, Cammi Granato was busy scoring 2 goals and setting up 2 more as Team USA scored 6 goals in the 3rd period to Beat Canada 7-4 in Nagano, Japan.

 

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Our Duffer Dentist was the Technical Advisor for the movie 

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Dr. Keith Suchy, the Duffer Dentist gives Duffer Discounts! Keith played 6 games in 1990 and had 2 goals and 8 assists! Go to Statistics for 1991

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Go to the Last Duffer News

The 2012 MLF Game will be on April 14

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Visit The Rampage Women's Hockey Team web site at: http://www.rampagehockey.org/index.cfm

They Have 2 WODs and  on their team. Their DOD moved to Canada for Graduate School.

WOD=Wife Of a Duffer, DOD = Daughter of a Duffer

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