After that frigid picnic, Tommy Z told the Czar that he could get a permit from his wife to use their house and yard on any day that she approved.  That move turned out to a stroke of genus and we went on to have a great picnic.  Beak gave Ericka a copy of Argonne picnic rules.  After carefully reading them, she was puzzled by the ban on penetration. 
Our Thanks to the Following Duffers:

• Brinks delivered 2 full kegs of beer and then returned the empties on Monday
  
• Tom Ambrosia and Klinger delivered the grill
  
• Kevin & Tweedy brought 25 lbs sausage, 5 lbs of beef and cooler
  
• Rags brought Desert as did someone else
  
• Bill BTW brought something while I was having a beer
  
• Tommy z brought 4 bags of charcoal, jardinière, onions, green peppers and his house
  
• V man - 48 feet of bread
  
• Beak. -  Electric lighter, extension cord, butter can, awards and apron
  
• Franek - paper products
  
• Geno- Cooler, pop (2 cases) water (2 cases)
  
• Terry - 32 hot dogs, cooler, buns, and condiments
  
• Greg Z - case of corn, 2 lbs of butter, in a cooler
  
• Thor-Czar Brought the Picnic Sign
  

Geno was given the Klinger Krash Award, as was Dylan Nance. 
The winner of the Meaningless Award did not show up. 
Nobody was perfect this year.

2001 Beak  had his skate blade snapped off by Super Dave's stick.  The plaque was created

2002. Stump became the first Duffer to win the Klinger Krash Award for his triple flip

2003. Frank took a tumble in warm ups and hit his head

2004. The Alien got a concussion and was given the award when the Brain was late.  The Brain had a crash with Mini Wheezer and would have received the award if he had been there on time.

2005. Mini Wheezer did something spectacular.

2006-Thor had 3 self inflicted spectacular crashes in March, where he threw his stick into the air, then he caused play to stop for laughter breaks. 

2007-Hacksaw had several ugly spills where he landed on his head, while serving as a Duffer Referee trying to avoid Klinger Krashes that players usually incur. 

2008-Maestro had a Klinger Krash that occurred when he was flipped upside down by "The Bookie", who slammed into him.  The Krash stopped action while players laughed for several minutes!

2009-Terry "Crash" Nance For averaging 4 Klinger Krashs per game, some assisted, some unassisted, some are spectacular, while others go almost unnoticed.  The Terry Krash-O-Meter was named after him.  This is the first year that there were no other nominations!

2010, Nashville Tennessee -"Joe Face Plant" Evans For a painful Klinger Krash in Nashville when he planted his face on the ice while dropping the puck for a "Face Off"!

2011- March 4th  between periods Tom Zagorski leaned against a door that was not there and tumbled backwards out of the rink. We laughed until the puck was dropped.

2012-February 3rd: V-Man suffered a mysterious self inflicted Klinger Krash. No one touched him, but Mini Wheezer was spotted on the bench poking a pin into a miniature V-Man Voodoo Doll.

2013 March 15th Geno bloodied his nose and rattled his eye on Berserk's shoulder. He came off, wiped the blood off of his shield, took his eye out and wiped it off then returned to the ice. Dylan Nance was given a Mini Klinger Krash award for getting crushed by his Dad on May .

The Beer was delivered and set up by Brinks.  Ericka gave it a taste test.