Bill used that formula when he lit up the Anvil for a hat trick to start the New Year.  Tom Ambrosia Jr. (t&a) was the only player from the Red team that was able to beat Tweedy in the period.  Nick the Prick teamed up with him to make the game 3-1.  Bill By The Way Louis took advantage of the over imbibed Red goalie by scoring a pair of goals on him in the second period before Eddie sobered up. The Anvil was able to blow a .09 on the breathalyzer before he started the 3rd period.  That is the legal limit in the NHL. The semi sober Eddie was able to shut down the high scoring Whites in the third period as his team started a memorable comeback.  Mini Wheezer pushed a rebound past Tweedy to cut the deficit  to 3 goals.  That set the stage for t&a to score and make it 5-3.  Then it happened, Fred "Fruitcake" Bobka fired a bullet past Tweedy to make it 5-4, but wait, the Bobka Factor boosted the score to 19-5! (Beak was now a Plus 16)  (4 squared is 16, plus 3) The Bookie questioned and protested the calculation of the score. He may have been taking bets on the spread. The Reds were buoyed by that goal and continued to pepper Tweedy, who was having a fine game for a sober goalie. Tweedy was finally able to cover the puck with 30 seconds showing on the running clock.  Dillon did a great job of getting a face off organized in a short time.  The puck went to the corner where Beak retrieved it and fired it to Tom "T.O." O'Connor who fired a shot on goal that Tweedy blocked, t&a pounced on the rebound and forced Tweedy to make another great save.  Tweedy finally controlled the puck as the final horn sounded.   

• Terry avoided a Klinger Krash when he saw Klinger heading into the corner chasing a puck. 

He wisely put on the brakes and smiled.

• Mini Wheezer made a pass to an area where he thought Magoo could easily get to.  Magoo shifted into reverse and gave us all a laugh. 
  
• Thanks to Mrs. Anvil for a great Pizza party!