Beak and Tom display the trophy that got away. (220 Lousy Beers) Boris where were you?
Harvey Displays Shaving Cream
Duffers in Hayward after Big Upset
Left to right: Stump, Beak, Koss, Harvey, Moonshine,
Beak Jr. Woody, Jim, Wheezer,and Jiffy
Curley hammered away at the kings Master lock. It soon dawned on them that they needed another Force, so they tried fire. While that was going on, one Desperate Duffer tried to crawl into the ceiling of locker #1, only to realize he was breaking into the wrong locker room. Tim (Draino) finally saved the day with his carbide tipped Sawsall. Tim would have had us on our way a lot sooner, if only he could have found an Electrical outlet with current. He finally teamed his extension cord with Moe's cord and plugged into the pop machine outlet. Welcome back Nick! Nick returned from Florida with another reason not to go to Hayward.
Beakvision is Back
This special edition of the Duffer News is being issued to celebrate the return of Beakvision. Now we can only hope the hawks can last longer than the minimum two games!Locker room key stays on the Puck Bag We don't ever want to have to call the comedy team locksmiths again. April 15 while Koss was busy warming up, the 20 year Duffer Fail safe System Failed! The impossible combination of events Happened. 15 Tired smelly Duffers sat in the lobby while Moe and
Three Depressed Duffers Realize the Beer trophy is Slipping Away
