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#250
DUFFER NEWS
November 17, 2000 Reporters Cammi Granato ***
Rich Storm
Klinger and Knarf Hammer 
"The
Anvil"!
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Hitman,  Alien
and Harvey scored goals for the Blues to give them a seemingly insurmountable
meaningful lead as only Thor could get one past the Anvil for the Whites.
Those 3 meaningful goals added to Roger Dodger’s 2 meaningless goals gave
the Blues a 5-4 lead. Ken Lopatka had 3 for the Whites.
Frank, the ultimate stay at home defenseman, shocked every one with a wrist shot from the Blue line that missed everything but the lower left corner to tie the meaningless score at 5 and pulled the Whites to within one of a meaningful tie. With 1 minute to play, Frank retired to the locker room, never dreaming that his defensive partner, Bill “Klinger” Giffune would score. Bill rushed the net and hammered a rebound past Eddie to give the Whites and the Ghost a 6-5 Meaningless win. Koss had a new name for Beak, when he was toppled twice and stripped of the puck. Beak dropped him like a tree and was called Chainsaw. What a sharp line, Hacksaw, Chainsaw and Thor.
Letter to the Editor. Eddie The Anvil Editor's reply to “False Headlines.” Headlines are designed to grab the reader's attention. The
article gives the details to those readers who care enough to read on.
The original headline was "Brinks hammers the Ghost", but that congers
an image of nothing happening. Did you ever see a ghost get hit by a hammer?
*Eddie is a little touchy ever since Beak accused him of cheating
on the
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| Frank and Beernuts sandwich Rivermen Coach Jason Christie | Frank, Beak and Beernuts chase a hot wings sandwich with some home brew. |
| Beernuts tries to get a story out of former St. Louis Blues star, Bob Plager. | Beak gets Plager's quote on why players didn't get concussions in the old days. "We got them, but we thought they were hang overs." |
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Mark Twain Hotel 225 NE Adams St Peoria, IL (309) 676-3600 We get Drinks and Breakfast free. Last time we had breakfast there Berzerk lost his shoes, (See Peoria Toons Below) and the King tried to eat a bowl of gravy that looked like oat meal. We will leave cars at the Willowbrook Holiday Inn on Hwy. 83 and I-55 at 9:00 AM and return home Sunday afternoon. Beer-nuts will probably have a pick up at Cracker Barrel on Weber Road. Call the Beak cell phone if you have a problem. I'll have it on, honest! Art, the Peoria Duffer in Chief, will provide
us with 2 goalies and 8 or 10 skaters.
1.Hitman
If I forgot any one, let me know.
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E-mail me if I missed one.
beak@lopatka.net
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| Lopatka's Astro Links: http://pw2.netcom.com/~lopatka/
Randolph School: http://geocities.com/glopatka/randolph.html Randolph Rockets NASA Grant: http://schools.cps.k12.il.us/randolph/nasa.html GLOBE Program: http://www.globe.gov GLOBE South Carolina Workshop http://geocities.com/dlopatka/GLOBE.html GLOBE Hydrology Study: http://www.geocities.com/glopatka/ranhydro2.html My Grand son Mike's Hockey team http://geocities.com/dlopatka/dgs.htm Split Second Towing http://hometown.aol.com/splt2ndtow/splitsecondhomepage.html |
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November 18-19 Peoria Thursday, November 23 9:00 AM at Saints Spectrum Madison----- See Tommy. March--- Hayward Road Trip
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| Granato Hockey information can be found at: http://www.granatohockey.com/
Visit Brian Kraft's web page at: Http://alaskasportsmanslodge.com and e-mail him at: fish@alaskasportsmanslodge.com |
E-mail Web master Beak
greg@lopatka.net
Wheezer has pneumonia and will miss his first road trip since joining the
