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DUFFER NEWS

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November 3, 2000 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm

Oh Stormy, You've Done it Again!
Eddie Wins The Free Beer On line Contest!
Beak sent out an on line quiz to all of the internet savvy  Duffers last Monday..  The Free Beer Question was, ”name the 2 Duffers that will appear in the Friday Duffer News as Fred and Barney.  Agi got one right and Eddie nailed them both.  Beak's teaching instincts, immediately signaled cheater.  The Anvil pleaded his case saying that goalies wouldn't cheat and after a few beers in the parking lot, UB looked like Fred Flinstone and Stump always looks like Barney.

Hacksaw does it again.  He swatted a mosquito with a hacksaw blade and left a nice red line on his melon.

Let's play "What's My Line?"
See how many you can get right. Just match the face with occupation.  Accountant, engineer, teacher, transportation executive, contractor or Colombian Drug Lord.


 

 A Very Strange Night!



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

This was a wacky week where the Bs were wild.  Boris and Beer nuts had a collision that rocked the ice.  Beak ran into his team mate, Beavis and tipped him over.  Brinks fell into the Black hole corner while the Bobkas caused havoc on and off of the ice. 
John "Magoo" Landry tossed another meaningful goal in from the corner, giving the Blues a 1-0 lead.  Fruitcake tied it up with a 2nd period goal.  Beavis set up Beak early in the 3rd when he circled the net and caused 
Eddie “the Anvil” to take a spill.  Eddie was laughing so hard that he couldn't get up, so he started swimming across the crease.  Beavis fired a pass to Beak who one timed a viagra shot over the sprawled goalie.  It looked like the Blues would pick up the meaningful win with that goal, but noooo.  Fruitcake had to spoil the game and make it a tie.  The meaningless contest was even wackier and little Bobka played a part in that.  While playing official Duffer scorer, the little fruitcake started putting the Visitors goals on the score board in the Home team's column.  The Whites were nursing a 1 goal lead in the final minute but the scoreboard showed that the Blues were ahead, so Beavis pulled the
Ghost and added a 6th attacker.  The strategy backfired as Johnny Z scored an open net goal to tie the game.  You won't see that in the NFL!!

Rivermen Win Again!
 Jason Christie has the Peoria Rivermen off to another winning season.   The Peoria trip on Saturday Nov. 18, filled up fast. See Beak if you want to go, there still is a place on the 3rd line.  We will leave cars at the Willowbrook Holiday Inn on Hwy 83 and I-55 at 9:00 AM and return home Sunday afternoon.  We have 2 vans and several SUVs going.
 Donny Granato is at it again, the Worcester Ice Cats won 3 games last weekend and added another win this weekend. They have a 6-3 record.


Halloween Pictures
Grandpa and the latest Grandson, Michael the frog. Jeff made a deal with his dad. He took the costume money, blackened his eye and teeth and put on his hockey uniform.

Frankie looked great in her 50s poodle skirt on Ken's 57 Chevy. Jeff assembled this small block engine for his halloween fun.

This is the picture I call Mike squared. Ken's neighbors really go all out at Halloween, Rick and Shelly put this display in their yard.

Agi finally found time to carve her pumpkin Ken put on his 1992 Hawk shirt. Do you remember when they were feared?
Michelle enjoyed giving treats to the trick or treaters,
We had fun at the haunted house!

"Parts of Friday Jokes that I remember on Saturday morning" 
  1. No sex on Sunday if it is work. 
  2. Polish Virus

 
 

E-mail me if I missed one. beak@lopatka.net


Lopatka's Astro Links: http://pw2.netcom.com/~lopatka/
Randolph School: http://geocities.com/glopatka/randolph.html
Randolph Rockets NASA Grant: http://schools.cps.k12.il.us/randolph/nasa.html
GLOBE Program: http://www.globe.gov
GLOBE South Carolina Workshop
http://geocities.com/dlopatka/GLOBE.html
GLOBE Hydrology Study:
http://www.geocities.com/glopatka/ranhydro2.html
My Grand son Mike's Hockey team
http://geocities.com/dlopatka/dgs.htm
Split Second Towing
http://hometown.aol.com/splt2ndtow/splitsecondhomepage.html

Duffer Calendar
Peoria Plans
November 18-19 
Let me know if you can go, looks like a full house!  We have 2 vans so far, See Uncle Bob or Berserk to see if they are filled up.

Madison----- See Tommy.

March--- Hayward Road Trip
 
 

 


 
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