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Klinger Rattles The Brain!

Romeoville, IL 09/24/2010
Attendance 22
Klinger Crashes The Brain, Scores 2!

Klinger set the tone on the first shift.  Brian heard rumors that the Reds settled the Mini Wheezer hold out with a Brownie Bonus.  He figured they needed him to crash the net and end the 3 period scoreless streak that he had going.  (Picture Ogey Ogothorp in Slap Shot)  So while Brian was watching the Red bench for trouble to arrive, Klinger crashed into him and sent him flying into net.  The net was pushed back 4 feet.  The Brain's scoreless streak

Jen dragged the Brain out for a beer.

was ended a few minutes later when Bill By The Way scored a Duck Soup Goal. (Czarnina is the Polish Duck Soup that calls for Duck's Blood)  Bill added another goal past the shaken Brain, but then He tipped a Rich Storm shot, past the startled Anvil.  Tom "Dimples" Zagorski made it 3-1 on the next shift.  Grandpa Ken made it 4-1 with a blast that deflected into the top shelf.  Donny scored when Terry tipped his shot past his own goalie.  The Anvil was saying WTF (Wed. Thurs. Fri.)  The game got even stranger, when Dimples sent a pass over to Klinger that hit his toe and went to the Brain, who smacked it into his own net.  Brian had his spirits lifted on the next shift when Klinger came at him all alone and he muffed the shot.  Brian was laughing so hard that we should have had a laughter break, because everyone was having a belly laugh.  Nick the prick dropped the puck before the laughter died down and Klinger fires a rocket off of the right post and into the top netting.  The laughter turned to disbelief when that happened.  The night got even stranger when Terry fired a long clearing pass out of the zone that was headed straight for The Brain, who thought about leaving his crease, but he waited too long, because Tom T&A Ambrosia was flying after that pass at break neck speed.  Brian decide that he better get to the puck, but just as he reached for the puck, T&A poked it past him for a back breaking goal.  Brinks added a pair and Donny scored his second goal to make the final score,
Reds 7, Whites 5.  Meaningful 2-2

Perfect Attendance Drops to 13!
The Following Duffers have perfect attendance: The Anvil, Beak, Bill BTW, The Bookie, Brain, Brinks, Dimples, Fruit Cake, Klinger, Magoo, V-Man (Tomatoseed) Rich Storm and T&A. 

90 Day Duffer Disabled List 
Frank (Blood Clot) Papa Joe (Weak Back)


Mini Wheezer ended his hold out, he settled for a beer and a brownie

E-mail from Perry:
Beak, I’m playing in a AARP Dilldo hockey tournament this weekend.  Since I will be turning 50 in January, the league I play in on Thursday nights invited me to play in their seniors tournament.  We have guys playing in the mid to late 60’s, and a bunch of us in their 50’s.  Should be lots of fun.

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We really smoked the Brain after you ran him eah.

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Karen has home made chili now at Nicks.  Last week Boris and I enjoyed a jumbo Chili dog.  She gave us the Stanley Cup Beer pictured above for testing her chili. 

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Bill and his daughter got up close to the Cup and Dave Boland.

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