January 1972

statesman, Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa.  In 66 A.D., a rebellion of Judea against roman authority and the destruction of Jerusalem while a sword like comet was in the sky.  In 451 A.D. A great long tailed star foretold the end of Attila the Hun.  His conquests seemed unstoppable until he and his horde were defeated by the Roman General Aetius.  The 1066 Appearance of Halley preceded the Norman Conquest by only a few months and the fall of King Harold of England at the battle of Hastings.  The Aztec ruler Montezuma (you know him, he is most famous for the intestinal disorder named after him, "Montezuma's Revenge") Was defeated by Hernando Cortes shortly after a comet visit.  With all this evidence, the ex-King is not taking any chances, and since there is no record of a Bagwan falling from power, He no longer answers to King for the time being.
Turkey Skate

11/23/95 9:00 AM

Duffer News #42

My bags are packed and I am waiting for the winners of the Reno trip to be announced.  Who's going?  I already beat up my mailman twice.  Did the Bagwan really take off?
Beak

Dear Beak,
Here are the winners shown with their roommates.  The United flight #933 leaves Ohare on November 21st.

Stump & Jankowski Sr.
Bobka & Magoo
Campise & Harvey
Commish & Thor
Klinger & Presecky
Herout & Slime Dog
Kraft & Santoro
Landgrebe & Titz
Lindley & Hockley
Beak & Boris
Papa Joe & Bagwan
Granato & Secor

Dear Duffer Advisor:
How come the King is answering to Bagwan?

The visiting Blues entered the game Friday with a 4 year age advantage.  Wheezer gave the Blues an early meaningful lead when he mesmerized Eddie the Anvil with a hypnotic flip.  The whites were busy building a 5-3 meaningless lead.
It seamed like it would only be a matter of time until Wheezer's meaningful lead  was wiped out.  Robby was busy setting his dad all night and Dill Deau has been on fire lately.  The Stumper was able to keep them at bay.  Tom Bryja played a fine game in front of stump as he made more saves on defense than he did as the goalie last week. 
Tommy Z tied the score at 5 on a pass from Beak.  The Thrilling winner came with 2 minutes on the clock, but with no time left to play (the Zamboni driver opened the doors as Harvey set up in Gretzky office behind the net). Harvey flipped a beautiful pass to Beak in the slot.  Beak buried the one timer in the top shelf for the winner.
Madison has been taken off of the calendar until further notice.

Dear Duffer Advisor: