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MLF Game is Saturday, April 14, 2012
Just a few of the many prizes
You can win this $230 Biller Spear gun.
http://www.abbiller.com/products/spearguns/
Established in 1972, the Duffers are the oldest hockey players in
Illinois and hold half of the current AARP memberships.
Total number of years skating: 555
Total number of penalty minutes: 5
Total number of broken bones: 4 – all hips
Total number of Artificial Hips: 3
Total number of goals: They lost count in 1942
Total number of Championships: Does winning WWII count?
The Duffers only played in a men's league twice and they won a championship in 1983 with the help of Tony Granato and other Duffer sons. They won another Championship in 1992 with a Hat Trick From Cammi Granato. Headlines
MLF Record: 1-1-0
Coached by: Probably some guy named Granato
| Number | age | ||||
| 3 | John | Magoo | Landry | 64.6 | |
| 8 | Joe | Papa Joe | Mazarella | 82.3 | |
| 8a | Joe | Cowboy | Mazzarella | 56.7 | |
| 9 | Bill | Klinger | Giffune | 70.4 | |
| 12 | Bill | Alien | Allen | 66.6 | IR |
| 13 | Bill | Maestro | Conti | 44.7 | |
| 18 | Gene | Thor | Miller | 62.7 | |
| 21 | Don | Brinks | Granato | 70.4 | Maybe |
| 22 | Gene | Geno | Cromwell | 65.8 | Maybe |
| 33 | Tom | T O | O'Connor | 60.5 | |
| 37 | Mike | Mini-Wheezer | Oskroba | 42.7 | |
| 51 | Jim | Rags | Ragland | 50.4 | Maybe |
| 58 | Tom | T&A | Ambrosia | 54.3 | IR |
| 60 | Terry | Crash | Nance | 48.8 | |
| 66 | Arvydas | Harvey | Dikinis | 75.6 | |
| 72 | Eddie | Anvil | Hawrysio | 57.4 | |
| 88 | Chris | Berserk | Mazerk | 50.4 | |
| 92 | Scott | Bookie | Wayne | 43.3 | |
| 98 | Ron | Doc | Dubreuil | 53.5 | |
| 99 | Greg | Beak | Lopatka | 72.3 | |
| 1193.4 | |||||
| Average | 59.67 |
Rampage Notables for rostered players only:
Established in 2007, The Rampage are the largest women’s hockey
organization in Illinois and are members of the WCHL.
Total number of years skating: 20
Total number of penalty minutes: 5,724
Total number of broken bones: 8 – all ankles
Total number of goals: They lost count at 42
Total number of Championships: 3
MLF Record: 1-1-0
Coached by: Mario Lemeiux (in spirit)
Rampage Women’s Hockey
# Name Age
00 Kara “Barbie” Norkus Aquarious
7 Amanda “Egypt” Massih Golden
8 Erin “Fingers” Molek Dark
Joanna “Neon” Cullis Chivalry
13 Monica “Legs” Stepanek Nance Discovery
Cherry “Dangler” Chmielewski Consent
20 Chris “Blondi” Clark Industrial
23 Stacy “Clamsy” Ambler Enlightenment
Kendra “Tiny” Norkus Feminism
30 Brandi “The Wall” Luecke Ice
36 Annalise “Bananalise” Moser Innocence
38 Nicole “Ball-Z” Zeno Insight
39 Michelle “Twinkle Toes” Wayne Middle
54 Andrea “Fault” Russell Exploration
72 Laura “Smalls” Smulski Reason
88 Kelly “Red” King Bronze
Average Rampage Age 25 Forever
Schedule of Events
7:00 – 8:15 pm Open Family Skate
8:30 – 8:45pm Chuck-a-Puck
8:45 – 10:00pm Rampage vs Duffers
Silent Auction and Raffle will begin at 7:00pm and
end during the beginning of the 3
rd period.BBQ on the west patio beginning 2
nd periodPlease use the front entrance only
Visit the Rampage at
www.rampagehockey.org
Visit the Duffers at
www.lopatka.net/dropdowns.htm
This space left intentionally
blank – since the Rampage
only need 3 lines to win.
Beauty vs. Beast
April 14, 2012
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