Duffer Hockey News for October 15, 2004

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Attendance 22 Report by Rich Storm

Goalie in chief, Stump, brought up Tweedy and the Ghost to tend the nets and they turned in a superb job, as both goalies carried a shut out into the final minutes of the first period. Rich Storm put an end to Gary the Ghost's shut out when he poked one past him with 3 minutes left to play in the first. Beak Jr. tied the score early in the second period, when he beat his little brother, Tweedy, with a turnaround wrist shot into the lower left corner. Brinks gave the Whites the meaningful lead with a tap in from Johnny Z. Beer nuts knotted the score with his patented back door poke. That tie lasted less than a minute when Hitman scored the meaningful winner for the Ghostly Whites. Peoria Duffer in Chief, Art Koudelka got a break away goal, when he was sprung on a break out pass from Klinger that Beak deflected up to the speeding Art, who blew it past Tweedy for a 4-2 lead. The Reds made it close with a late goal by Tommy Z, but Beak Jr. iced the 5-3 win with another blast past his brother. Tweedy and the Ghost turned in fine performances as they stoned many shooters.


	Klinger thinks about shaving his head as Mr. Clean's dome gets plenty of action from the ladies.


	The Duffers are looking into a trip to Worchester MA. To see Donny and the Ice Cats. Blue Ball Bill is looking into a club car ride. It was suggested that he get us a container. Thor would put in a toilet and Bar and we could hitch a ride on a flat car. Then He started thinking about safety. We told him that you can't have fun when you think safety.

The number on the Zamboni below has hit 400! Page 1 of the 4 page Volume I, Issue 1 of the Duffer News is reprinted on page 2.

Media Guide
10/07/04 Starting Goalies
Tweedy Vs. The Ghost
Healthy Scratch
The Anvil, The Brain and the Flea
Disabled List
Papa Joe (Shoulder)


	Tweedy didn't have to face the UB express.

Rich Storm is back! The day after he sent the above beauties to the Duffer News room, Uncle Bob sent 4 JPGs that I added call outs to. Hacksaw wouldn't believe that these were un-retouched photos. Uncle Bob was pleased that his hockey stuff was dry in a few hours under that Arizona Desert Sun.

I had several requests to post the following Duffer Toon that was circulated on e-mail last month, when Klinger had some gas money sent to him on I-55, but he spent half of his gas money on lunch and then got stranded the following day, when he ran out of gas again.